Dear Homeowner,
Ho, ho, ho! It's that time of year
again when I'm gearing up the sleigh, getting the reindeer fed and
packing my enormous gift bag, all in preparation for visiting your
home, just like last year.
Which leads me to this letter.....
Last December 24th, while I
was hitting the Pittsburgh route (my favorite area, besides the North
Pole, but please don't share that with any other children!) I was
more than a little concerned when I parked the sleigh on your roof.
Every year, with a wiggle of my nose
and twinkle in my eye, I slide down your chimney and deliver all of
the gifts under the tree. By the way, I really liked the new
ornaments last year the little one made. They're so precious at that
age!
I was filled with trepidation, however,
when I saw the condition of your chimney. It was leaning away fromthe foundation of the house and I noticed several loose bricks around
the flashing. I must say, it took me a few minutes to decide, even
with all of my magical abilities, whether I should venture down or
not. I'm glad to say I found the courage to give it a go, as the
cookies your daughter left were absolutely delicious!
Before my arrival this year, I would
suggest that you place a call to my friends at Keystone Basement
Systems. I recommend them very highly and they even offer free
consultations regarding not only the condition of your chimney, but
your foundation as well. You can reach them at 1-800-771-3244
and they will be happy to schedule a time to stop by and see what's
what. And if you speak to Aaron, tell him his old friend Kris
Kringle recommended that you call!
OK, I better get going. I have a few more naughty names that I need
to add to the nice list that just got in under the wire!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
